Nov 17, 2011

The Weirdest of the Twilight Weird

This jolly premier week, I'm of course extra alert to Twilight fandemonium. The internet is bubbling with Twi-hards who are way freakier than me. I like that. It makes me feel normal, which is no easy feat...

Anyway, I found this post about the weird Twilight products that have emerged this year. My favorites:

My Little Pony Wedding Set
Strange, but appealing to me on a lot of levels. First of all, they're My Little Ponies. Second of all, they're My Little Ponies. Get them here.


Glow-in-the-Dark Edward Face Soap
Questions: Does the Edward rub off? Why are you washing your face in the dark? Why didn't they choose a sexier face? I need this, right? Buy here.


Glitter Lube
I don't want to discuss this too much. I might be more interested in this product than is natural. Why? Even the real Robert Pattinson likes it. That's almost too much for me to handle.


Edward Tampon Case
It is a felt Edward for storing tampons. His face lifts up and you put your tampons inside. I don't understand this product at the most basic level. Why can't they just be in your purse? Why didn't they make it look more like Edward? What the hell was this person thinking? If you need one, get it here.


Weirdly Detailed Diorama
The Etsy artist describes this as a center piece. Bella is playing chess with herself. That's really all I need to know. Need to own that for your home? Get it here.


"Why am I covered in feathers?" Stuff
SWOON. If you're a nerd enough to know that reference, tell me in the comments. I like you. I want to promote your blog.

Go check out the post where I found this stuff. There's lots more strangeness...lots more. Excited for this weekend!

3 comments:

  1. Hahahahahah! I love every single thing you wrote! I’m going to check out more. And is the feather thing something other than just Bella’s quote?

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  2. I wouldn't mind being covered in feathers. I might be a little too excited for that scene.
    Also, I just don't have words for these insane Twilight products.

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  3. I am not a Twi-hard at all. Actually I haven't read any of the books or seen any of the movies. (I promise I will get around to it one day! Ha!) But all of this is just too much! A tampon case, seriously?! Haha!

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Thanks for the comment! I"m sending you a big cuddly warm bearhug through the interwebs....

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