Happy Friday all! I've had a long as balls day. It's finally almost quittin' time! I have some super fun plans on the schedule for tonight (dinner and bowling with some best buddies), then a relaxing weekend ahead of me. My big goal for the weekend is to be productive, like really productive. I've got a growing to-do list and I'm going to crush it out. Or I'm going to plan to crush it out. Anway, not before I share these sweet gems with you...

1. Lady Gaga released her brand new single, Born this Way TODAY. Have a listen:


Um, it's amazing. Can you say, "new favorite girl anthem"?!?! The Gaga, she never ceases to amaze. I think her new album might just blow us all out of the water. I expect nothing less.

2. Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz are divorcing. While I find both of them totally ridiculous as individuals, as a couple they worked. I'm kind of sad about this. To me, they're on the same pseudo-alternative C-List tier, and seemingly had faded away from the spotlight into domestic wedded bliss together. They have a precious tot together, too. I feel sad for little Bronx Mowgli. Another unfortunate aspect: we'll have to read about them dating in the tabloids. Bleg. I'll probably start hating them as singles again. The only good news: she doesn't have to deal with that wretched hyphen anymore.

3. Women are always cold - there are reasons! Have you ever wondered why women always seem to be freezing? Well, apparently, there are a few explanations. First of all, studies show women tend to conserve more heat around their core organs, allowing their extremities to get cold. Also, they produce less cortisol than men, which is a powerful hormone for adrenaline and body warming. While, I guess these findings aren't too shocking, it's nice to have an answer. So, if you were considering investing in a Snuggie or a Forever Lazy, go ahead. You now have a legitimate biological reason to own the ridiculousness.

4. Posh is as obsessed with her husband as we all are. This week she was spotted with this as iPhone background:

If David Beckham were my husband I'd look at him naked 89 times a day too. While it's a tad awkward to flash the screen to the world, it warms my heart how in love they are. Beautiful brits who are in love - JEALOUS.

5. Quote (s)of the week are BOTH Ke$ha gold:

"Somebody sent me their tooth, which I now wear as an earring. It's a molar, I think. I love it when people send me body parts." - Ke$ha to Rolling Stone

Oh, my sweet Ke$ha. She never fails me. But, lets just talk for a sec about someone removing their own tooth and sending it to a stranger. Here are all my questions....Who feels strongly enough about a famous person to remove a tooth? And that person is really Ke$ha? Also, how many body parts has she been sent? This is why she never fails me.

"...I am shooting glitter from glitter guns and out of every orifice in my body." - Ke$ha to Vanity Fair about her stage act.

What even is there to say about that? EVERY orifice? I think this is a show I'm going to have to see. I wish I could shoot glitter from my body. Ke$ha is butt-glitter-shooting genius. That sounds like a party trick I need to start working on immediately. Next time you hear from me, I'll know how to shoot glitter from my butt. Ok maybe not, but I'm going to try.

6. Diet Sodas may be killing you. A new study, "which followed more than 2,500 New Yorkers for nine or more years, found that people who drank diet soda every day had a 61 percent higher risk of vascular events, including stroke and heart attack, than those who completely eschewed the diet drinks." Jeeze Louise. "Vascular events"? That seems extremely serious. Don't worry, as I'm writing this, I'm slurping down on my weekly allowed Coke Zero. I used to have a major diet cola problem, and now I'm only having one per week, and I even feel guilty for that now. Thanks alot, Science.
Have a magical weekend! And don't do anything Ke$ha wouldn't do. So, that means pretty much anything is on the table. Love!