I'm having one of those allergy days - and me iz not happys. Sometimes, for no reason at all, I wake up to discover that it's going to be one of these days. It's a day when my body literally cannot function on this planet. The funny thing about it is that I don't get an option about which planet to carry out my day on. There's really nothing more defeating than having my body reject it's environment by no choice of mine.

My main symptom is what I call "eyeball explosion." This includes itching, extreme redness, watering...ugliness. So, I'm forced to wear my glasses on these days. Typically I get compliments on my bespectacled look, but it's not my fave. I can't wear sunglasses, I don't know how to see things in my periphery and I now psychologically associate them with "eyeball explosion" days. I'm really in a dark space about this today.

I'm loaded up on drops and zyrtec. So, blog world, you gave me some top-notch weight loss tips, so I bring this to you also. Do any of you have any thoughts on this? Remedies? Advice? Heck, I'd settle for a good joke. 

Tell me I'm not the only freakazoid that has this problem...