Jan 13, 2011

What would I do without dogs?

Lately, there have been dog-related nuggets that have cracked me up bigtime....

First of all, according to the Veterinary Pet Insurance Co., the most popular dog name in all of 2010 was Bella (Yes, another Twilight thing. Stupid Bella Swan, she's always in my face. I really am getting sick of her stupid mug.). Here are the Top 10 most popular dog names in 2010:
  1. Bella
  2. Bailey 
  3. Max
  4. Lucy
  5. Molly
  6. Buddy
  7. Maggie
  8. Daisy
  9. Charlie
  10. Sophie
(Psycho single girl sidenote: This is like the 5th time recently that someone I hate or sorely disapprove of has stolen one of the names on my super secret list for my unborn future children. "Bella," unfortunately, was on the list and, as a name, is dead to me. UGH. Also, other baby name contenders are on that popular dog name list. FML.)

There are also lots of funny ones. Get a load of this hilarity:
  • Pickle Von Corndog
  • Lord Chubby Pruneface
  • Badonkadonk
  • Ninjastar Dangerrock
  • Molly McBoozehound
  • Dog Vader
  • Bettie Poops
  • Geeze Louise
Hehehe, I think "Ninjastar Dangerrock" just went to the top of the baby names list. 

In other dog news. This commercial is totally real:

That warms my heart. Why? I don't know. There's just something about a small dog rotating to the sound of smooth jazz in a belted peacoat that makes my insides smile. It's like she's saying to you, "Hey, I'm sexy and I know it. Buy this coat and you'll be sexy too (blows kiss and winks)."

That's all, just puppy greatness for today!


  1. That list doesn't surprise me at all! It seems like those names are the top ten names (excluding Bella bc of the recent Twilight craze) of all time. I can think of pets of friends/family of almost all of those names. I have a friend named Mollie and she is always complaining about people are naming their dogs her name... haha, too funny.

  2. This is awesome. Also when I get responsible enough to have a dog, I want to get a golden retriever and name him nacho. Because he's yellow, and then I can say his name is "Nacho, like Nacho dog" Oh its so cheesy. Yea ok I'm done with the bad puns now

  3. I somehow knew that I wasn't creative.........

  4. I had to share this on my facebook, my niece and nephew (molly and max) both made the list! ha ha

  5. Wonder if I should be bummed that BOTH my kids names are in the top 10 most popular dog names? Oh well!

  6. My poodle man's full name is Pastor Diamond Dilbert Pickle...no lie this whole schebang is on his registration card :)

  7. I don't know why you feel the need to throw out future baby names just because they make this list. My name is number 2 and I've done just fine.

  8. Babynames being stolen.. It has happened to me too!

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