Play this, to truly understand my mood:




FINALLY, FINALLY, FINALLY, the iPhone is on Verizon. It's official. It's real. It's confirmed. I've waited patiently anxiously for years.  I'm FREAKING OUT.

Anyone that knows me in real life will admit that I've gone ludicrously long without a smartphone (solely because I've been holding out for an iPhone). It's especially long for the internet saavy, modern maven that I purport to be. Manfriend better hold on to his britches, because a new thing is about to be in my life that is totally amazeballs. I fully expect immediate addiction.

I'm so excited I could just tinkle. In fact, I did a little. Pre-ordering starts Feb 3. Watch out world, I'm in the future now!