Dec 1, 2010

Damn You Victoria's Secret

Last night I watched the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show and it made me feel like this:

That feeling could have been due to the pizza I'd just shoveled in my face when I sat down to watch it. But probably not. I even went to boot camp and pushed myself harder knowing the fashion show was in  my future. I know every year that I'll emerge from the thing feeling a little crappier about myself, but somehow I just can't resist. The glamor, sparkles, fabulousness and spectacle of it all seduce every time. But next time, I for sure won't watch with Manfriend. I'll watch alone in the dark, curled up with my fat pants on and a pint of ice cream. Keep reading to see why...

Here are a few of my favorites:

Alessandra Ambrosio. Perfection takes human form in this woman. She's smokin' hot....and those abs have already squeezed out one baby. I can't even start on the giant girl crush I have on this person. I also love her wings.

Honestly I liked this one because it's a little different, with a cupid-like feel to it. Also, her ass wasn't hanging out; that's always a plus in my book.

Leopard print: Check. Peacock feathers: Check. Swirly gold awesome cool things: Check. Now, what's up with those weird space boots she's wearing. They don't even match, right?

This one is just awesome. I love all the vibrant colors and feathers. But, is it just me or is that giant feather like a eye-to-vagina magnet? I really like this one, but I seriously have a hard time looking anywhere else.

 LACROSSE? Really? LACROSSE??!?!?! I have to call this one a favorite just because it's lacrosse related. I played the game growing up and in college. It really doesn't get much attention, so this blew me away. I wish had a pink sparkly lacrosse stick..... Oh, and that I looked like that holding it. Dreams.

Katy Perry rocking out in a purple sparkly cupcake-ish onesie outfit. Need I say more? That Katy Perry, she's so hot right now. So hot right now.

Well, I'd call the fashion show a victory, but only if i don't think too much about it. It occurred to me this morning as I was making my eggs (wondering if I should switch to egg whites only) that the VS Fashion Show might represent all that is wrong in our country.....but again, I'm just not going to think about that. I really should focus on getting an Allesandra Ambrosio tummy.


  1. Sadly I had to work last night and missed out on the VS show...but never fear, TiVo had my back. Planning on watching it today right before I go work out to make me want/need to work out for 5098 hours longer. Thanks, VS.

  2. The whole time I was watching the show...I was thinking what it would be like to be tall and have wings;) Seriously though, they rocked it!! I can't stay away from that show every year either. Its the wings fault:)

  3. The girl with the eye-to-vagina magnet has the legs of a six year old boy. Holy bajeez.

  4. Alessandra Ambrosio is awesome. LOVE her!

    When I saw that sparkly lacrosse stick, instantly I thought about how all of the other sport girls were probably so jealous that they didn't get sparkly props, too!

  5. Oh girlfriend, me too!

    I felt like Fatty McFatterson sitting there. Needless to say that literally 10 minutes post-show I was online looking for gyms/boot campl classes!

    Must. Find. Abs.


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