Dec 15, 2010

Breakups - I may be too happy.

Just in case you were under a rock yesterday (I actually was. That rock was my desk. I was hiding from my to-do list.), it was BREAKUP CENTRAL. Two of my favorite pieces of mancandy have parted ways with their ladies, paving the way for complete Poodleist domination of them both (in my dreams).

Is this for real? It's a crime against humanity for these to not procreate.

Yes. People's "Sexiest Man Alive" and GQ's "Babe of the Year" couldn't make it work. Is there hope for anyone out there? Apparently the busy actors couldn't get enough alone sexy steamy time to make the marriage function. Oh sweet Ryan Reynolds, who will you turn to next? I hope it's someone awesome...like Marisa Miller...or me.


Zac Ephron and Vanessa Hudgens FINALLY broke up.
After three years of dating, he is finally rid of her. The king and queen of Disney are no more. I can't think of a single Disney starlet fairytale anymore. Anway, he's much more talented, better looking and doesn't make nearly as many grouchy faces as her. Whoever he conquers next: upgrade. All my jealousies aside, I really could never see the appeal with that little tart. He's the dreamiest, she's the boring-est. She really is so dull. Victory for spunky girls everywhere!

Celeb gossip nugget for a Wednesday morning. Ta Ta! 

5 comments:

  1. I feel like I need to go hide my head in the sand (ostrich-style) in embarrassment. I had no idea Ryan Reynolds was with Scarlett Johannsen. Apparently I am lacking in the celebrity gossip area. They really would've made some beautiful babies.
    Shocked about Zac and Vanessa too. It kind of seemed like they were lifers.

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  2. I couldn't help but laugh when I heard on the news, "Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are ending their more than two year marriage." Like two years is an eternity. It's a shame, though. They're freaking goregous.

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  3. Good pic of Marissa Miller, if you ever need someone to research pictures of her please assign that to me.

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