Poodleism: Little Buddha named Bieber

Oct 15, 2010

Little Buddha named Bieber

Strap in for a slice of genius y'all. My little Bieber baby is coming out with an auto-biography. The title: "First Step 2 Forever: My Story." It's to tell all the amazing tales of his life so far. Go HERE to read 15 totally ridiculous quotes from it. Here are my 2 favorites:

This quote is just in case we forgot he was a teenager for a sec. I know I forget that all the time.

First of all, he was born in 1994. FML. Second of all, a Celine Dion reference from a 16-year-old boy just doesn't feel right to me. Or maybe I'm disoriented by how wise he really is. Whatever this quote means, I'm totally confused by it.

Side note: On my date of birth (April 4, 1986) the #1 song in America was "Rock me Amadeus" by Falco. It's about as 80's as they come and it's AMAZING..

I don't think I can read this book. I don't want there to be anything to defame the Bieber in my brain.

Photos from here