Oct 22, 2010

Friday October 22, 2010


Happy Friday everyone! I'm really getting into various spirits today...Halloween Spirit and Ranger Spirit! As you know, Halloween is a week away. It is my favorite thing. I'm not ready to disclose the final costume choice, but I hope it works out. Also, you may or may not know, the Rangers are like stupid close to making it to the World Series! They play the Yankees again tonight. They're leading in the series 3-2. If they win tonight, watch out World Series, the Rangers are coming! I'm ready for a weekend of relaxation, too.

1. Soon you can get breast implants made of your liposuctioned fat. You can turn your hips, butt and belly into bigger boobs. REJOICE. Why in the world is this just now becoming a real possibility? The discovery of stem cells in fat cells has lead to new research about "transferring" fat around the body. Masectomy patients stand to gain the most from this revelation, but in my book this is a victory for all of us. If stems cells make this research possible, I can't say a bad thing about stem cell research. Big boobs > big belly.

2. Quotes of the Week:

"Too Gossip Girl," —John Mayer on why he "doesn't do events anymore"

Wow.  John Mayer always seems to out-douche himself. I love his music and used to love him, but too many annoying things have happened. Now, he's slamming on my Gossip Girl? That's just too far. Also, should a grown man ever really say something is "too Gossip Girl"?
 


"But y'know, I just wanted to do this just to prove that I got skills on, on, on the rap game, so yeah, what up ..." —Justin Bieber on why he created his rap alter ego, Shawty Mane
Again...just in case you forgot he was a teenage for a sec. Nextly, why does he need a rap alter ego? His pop music regular ego seems to be working out pretty well for him. I'm anxious to see these "skills."  


3. The Army is JUST NOW making women's uniforms. They're still in "testing" and will be adopted by 2014. Here we are, in 2010, and the Army has decided to make a lady-style uniform. Am I the only one who finds this freakishly behind the times? The traditional uniform is designed for a man and is very cumbersome on a woman's body. The idea is to make it more comfortable and allow the women to perform their duties better. Sounds like a great idea, right? Critics are worried that it will accentuate curves too much. Now, that's just dumb. See the picture at right of the new uniform. Her curves aren't really a problem for me. Women have served in the U.S. military since 1775. It's about damn time.




4. Katy Perry and Russel Brand are getting married this weekend in India, and it looks like it's going to be beautiful. See photos HERE.


They and their guests have arrived in India. They even tried to hoodwink the papparazzi by sending body doubles out into the streets to fool the thirsty photogs. They're getting hitched in India because they got engaged there. Romantical. I hope this marriage lasts forever. I have my skepticism of Russel Brand and his hard-partying ways, but best wishes to them! I hope she has a fantastical wedding dress...more on that later.

5. You can help Teen Mom Stars Catelynn and Tyler go to college. A blog that I lurve, Jezebel, has set up a pay pall account for you to donate to to help send these 2 little sweethearts to college! Do it. If you aren't familiar with Teen Mom, find that shiz on Hulu. It's freaking good. You think it's trashy television, which it kind of is, but the portrayals of these teen moms is oddly human and honest.

It's addictive and amazing. Catelynn and Tyler are engaged. They chose to put their baby up for adoption to give her a better life. This was a super mature decision when you see what the other girls on the show are going through. They have terrible, abusive, criminal, crackhead parents and just push through it all together. They are too cute for words:

 I just want to snatch them both up and squeeze their cheeks. Send them to college, they deserve it.

6. TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY. DON'T BELIEVE ME? THIS HALLOWED DAY EVEN HAS ITS OWN WEBSITE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THIS IS A SPECIAL DAY, OVER-CAPPING DRIVES ME FREAKING CRAZY. I GUESS TODAY IS THE DAY TO GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM IF YOU'RE AN OVER-CAPPER. IF YOU ARE ONE OF THESE, JUST KNOW THAT YOU ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU.

I'M ANNOYED JUST TYPING THIS. Too annoyed to continue, in fact. What's more annoying is that this day had been observed by someone since 2000. But why?

I hope everyone has a fantasmical weekend spectacular! Thanks for reading!

2 comments:

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