I hate to perpetuate rumors, and there have been some in the past, but this time I think it may be real. US Weekly is reporting that Beyonce may be pregnant. The baby of all babies is possibly in utero as we speak. I'm a crazy obsessed Beyonce fan. I've seen her in concert more times that I should admit. And, I really like Jay Z, too. I've been waiting since their wedding date (which, by the way, they wed on MY BIRTHDAY) for this day to come. Their unborn baby has the potential to be the coolest, most gangsta, best dancing, most bootylicious, beautiful-est child EVER BORN. The king/queen of all other powerspawn. Their gene pool is deeper than the deest part of the ocean, like the part where glow-in-the-dark invertebrates live. On-stage evidence of said gene pool:


I'm freaking out. I don't care if this is a rumor. I'm going to spread the word until it actually comes true.