Jul 29, 2010

Peanut Butter down in my belly.

I've discovered a new tasty thing. Come to think of it, it's not a new thing, or even close to a new idea, it's just only occurring to me now. Jiff To Go. And they make it in reduced fat. That's what really caught my eye. They never make little tasty "to-go"  items less fatty. (I've been dreaming of Capri Sun made with Splenda for years). It looks like this:

These are little lunchbox-sized peanut butter tubs. Not only are the convenient as all get-out, its perfect little portion so I don't send myself in to nutty food coma. They're a lazy indulgence for me. I was sick of loading up mini tupperwares with my natch peen butt....

Yesterday, after I'd dipped all my celery int he little tub of gold (wouldn't it be great if peen butt tubs were are the end of rainbows?), I licked that dude totally clean. Like TOTALLY clean. And, what's worse, is that I instinctively just did it. Someone walked in my office and it shamed me to be pigging out on just straight peen butt. That's the kind of supersingle behavior that should be reserved for my tiny apartment kitchen where only the Prince can see my food indescretions.

It reminded me of a tale....our old dog, Maggie (bless her sweet heart in heaven), was an outside dog. She only got to come inside for special occasions and inclement weather. Everytime we finished a jar of peanut butter, my mom would toss the empty-ish jar out in the backyard for her to lick clean it was her favorite special treat. And boy would she get her whole face in there and get it.

Just in case you forgot, she was a dog. I did the "lick the jar clean" routine in a professional setting. I'm embarrassed. So, today, when all my celery was munched, I finished the peen butt with a spoon.....throwing it away is just not an option...Right?

(please validate me)

3 comments:

  1. OMG, I love PB! Like, woah. So happy to see these, especially in reduced fat - thanks for sharing!

    My Bella Beast loves the PB too. I do the jar thing and she gets her whole little snout stuck in there. It's just so deliciously addicting!

    (Consider this your overwhelming validation!)

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  2. I'm on a mega diet, so for my "dessert" I get a spoonful of PB and dip it in a little bit of Nutella! HEAVEN! :)

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  3. You had an Airedale growing up?! I have one too and she loves peanut butter!

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Thanks for the comment! I"m sending you a big cuddly warm bearhug through the interwebs....

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