Jul 30, 2010
 Happy freaking Friday all! I've had a real sucky suckster of a week, so I'm extra ready for the weekend fun. I have an old buddy in town for the weekend and a reunion for the ages is planned for tonight. Can't. stinking. wait! Preface: it was a slow news week....

1. Chelsea Clinton is getting married this weekend. She's marrying a not-famous investment banker.  It's been all over the news all flipping week. While I love wedding buzz and girly things like what flowers/dress/food/fashions will be involved, I'm kind of over this. Lots of details have been leaked. The bride will likely be in Vera Wang, as she was spotted paying a supersecret visit to Wang's NYC showroom this week. The wedding will be happening in upstate New York, and its rumored that tons of famouses will be in attendance. All the VIPs even have caused them to close down airspace over the venue. Jeeze. I guess this wedding is the closest thing we Americans have to a royal wedding, so it's exciting. But not that exciting. Is it wrong that I'm disappointed US Weekly won't be getting exclusive coverage of this one?

2. Quote of the Week:
"Freaks are what make everything mildly more interesting in life but with trannies, they make me want to be a better woman. I see these men who have way better bodies than I do, more beautiful faces, better complexions, beautiful makeup, and they're more fun than any person I've met in my life. They make me feel like I'm not a very good woman." —Ke$ha
I too love trannies. (thinking of a certain special memory of a tranny karaoke bar in NYC with some BFFs...)I felt ugly there. It was full of men in skirts. Bizarre.

3.PETA is still crazy. Lately it feels like they've really focused on more subdued, practical campaigns (except for the naked Khloe Kardashian thing), but earlier this week thy kicked it old school. They wrapped some of their members in meat package-ish cellophane and touted their old "Meat is Murder" slogan. Supposedly, the point was to make people realize that "all meat comes from somewhere."

 Clearly, I don't support the mistreatment of animals, but this seems a little bit ridic. I can't help but worry for the poor people sweating up a storm in those packages. I assume their inner monologue went a little something like this...."what the hell am I doing? I gave up eating meat, even hot dogs!....wasn't that enough? it's hot as balls in here. People can see my junk. There is red paint in my eye and I can't move my arms. FML. Major FML."...or at least that's what mine would be. Guess that's why I'm not a PETA person.

4. Ellen Degeneres announced she's leaving American idol. Now, its rumored that J.Lo may be taking her spot as a judge. I really don't care about this, I've hated American Idol since its inception. Ellen is definitely better than the show, and J.Lo is not. All is right in the world.  I feel obligated to report, as it seems to be all anyone is talking about today. I'm a slave to my journalism craft after all...

5. A British department store is coming out with R-Patz-inspired underwear named R-PANTS. Best. Name. Ever. These teeny men's undies will be targeted to "young fashion-savvy customers" to wear under skinny jeans. Hells yes. They haven't been launched yet, but when R-PANTS come out I expect there to be a total frenzy, or at least I'll be in a frenzy. Unfortunately they couldn't get R-Patz himself to model. Boo. If only...

HAPPY HAPPY WEEKEND TO ALL!

1 comment:

  1. I was hoping you would blog about the R-patz underpants! I heard about them on the radio!

    ReplyDelete

Thanks for the comment! I"m sending you a big cuddly warm bearhug through the interwebs....

Friends

Follow!

Follow on Bloglovin

Get Email Updates

Buttons

Poodleism
Poodleism

Search

Archive